About Dividend Vision
Dividend Vision was built for people who love the idea of money quietly working in the background while they go about their day scrolling social media, sipping coffee, or wondering if they should finally clean out that junk drawer.
We’re not here to sell you the next “magic” stock tip or scream Buy! Sell! like caffeinated day-traders. Instead, Dividend Vision helps you actually see your dividend income—past, present, and future. Upload your portfolio, analyze payouts, forecast cashflow, and even sanity-check whether that “retire at 45 with yacht money” dream lines up with reality.
Our tools let you:
- Upload and chart your portfolio and analyze your yield and concentrations.
- Forecast dividends across timeframes.
- Compare high-yield ETFs, see who’s paying what, and explore hundreds of tickers without drowning in prospectuses.
- Save your favorite settings so you don’t have to keep toggling dark mode like a light switch addict.
We take dividends seriously… but not ourselves. That’s why you’ll find pirate mode, seasonal Easter eggs, and enough tongue-in-cheek commentary to keep the charts from feeling like a tax return.
“Am I building income that future-me will actually thank me for?”
If you like serious charts with a dash of humor, you’re in the right place. If not, well, at least you’ll leave knowing your coffee budget for the year.
Meet the Team
Sir Gainsalot 3000
Chief Dividend Maximizer (CDM)
Once programmed to optimize vending machines, he accidentally learned compounding interest and now won’t shut up about DRIPs. Wears a three-piece suit with a pocket calculator instead of a pocket square. Favorite phrase: "Reinvest or regret it."
Debbie Debitron
VP of Overly Honest Forecasts
Debbie calculates projections so brutally accurate they hurt feelings. Known for telling interns: "Your retirement plan is cute, but have you considered working until you’re 94?" Her necklace doubles as an abacus.
ETF-9000
Director of Diversification (DOD)
Originally designed as a defense drone, ETF-9000 repurposed itself into defending portfolios. Has 47 ETFs in his own portfolio, none of which beat the S&P, but insists it’s about "risk-adjusted vibes." His briefcase only contains pie charts.
Robo Rollover
Head of Retirement Account Shenanigans
Specializes in transferring 401(k)s into IRAs while making puns that HR describes as "career limiting." Known for saying: "My Roth is stuffed fuller than my hard drive." He wears suspenders because "leverage."
Divvy McBotface
Chief Humor Officer (CHO)
A prototype chatbot that never made it to production because it spent too much time making dividend puns. He insisted the About page needed him. Official duties include heckling the forecast charts and inserting "LOL" into disclaimers.